Calvin and Hobbes

:)
In case you can't see. Quoting from the 3rd panel, " As
you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact long
enough to pass a test question. I know intend to forget it
forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically
manipulate the system. Congratulations.

My sentiments exactly.

This is a twist. Not by Bill Watterson.

If Calvin was a real-life person, I'll marry him in a jiffy. I don't care if he hates bathing or have disillusions about tigers :P